got this in mail - some of them are really funny
- “Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
serious.”(Alan Minter)
-“Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him.” (New
Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
-
“This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.” (Ted Walsh
horse racing commentator) -
“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.”
Winston Bennett) -
“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it, which
is identical.” (Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator) -
“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother.” (Greg
Norman) -
“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
again.” (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach) -
“I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the
Premiership, but there are none better.” (Ron Atkinson - soccer coach) -
“Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing
the cox of the Oxford crew.” (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge
boat race 1977) -
“Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the
field” (Metro Radio) -
“Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air
for even longer.” (David Acfield) -
“What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in
football?” (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live) -
“And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and
showing his class.” (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics) -
“One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that
before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them…Oh
my God! What have I just said?!!!” (US PGA Commentator) -
“For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is
behind the brown.” (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator) -
True story… a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked “So Bob,
where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?” Not only did HE have
to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so
hard!
