Three men, a Jewish man, a Catholic man, and a African monk, were having drinks at the bar following a business meeting.
The Jewish man, bragging about his virility, said, “I have four sons. One more and I’ll have a basketball team.”
The Catholic man pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating,“That’s nothing, boy. I have 10 sons. One more and I’ll have a
football team.”
To which the African monk man replied, “You fellas ain’t got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I’ll have a golf course.”
Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love