This is wierd. Can you imagine going on a little picnic around the lake and watching thousands of toads explode like fireworks?
**Exploding Toads Baffle Experts **
POSTED: 10:34 am EDT April 24, 2005
UPDATED: 11:10 pm EDT April 24, 2005
Scientists in Hamburg, Germany, are baffled by the strange deaths of hundreds of toads after they apparently exploded in and around a pond, according to a Local 6 News report. As many as 1,000 toads have died after their bodies swelled to bursting point and then exploded, according to reports from animal welfare workers and veterinarians.
C’mon Faisal, bhai. This is the first time I have posted a news story dealing with the wierd and bizarre that did not involve cannibalism, sexual perversion or, more often, a combination of both. I should be encouraged for bringing “G” rated entertainment items to General’s distinguished readership.
My poor misguided “cuddly” slum lord, time for you to wake up from your happy little slumber. The world is not really like the newest episodes of Spongebob Squarepants that you watch incessantly with your precious little daughter. In the real world, there is not a body part that is not susceptible to piercing nor is there a body part that cannot be considered a delicacy if properly sauteed and spiced. And yes, in the real world frogs explode and people combust.
As to your wife’s cooking, it is apparent to me that she failed to find the really poisonous mushrooms when she served you your last steak.
My daughter is 17 now, and I get to see MTV. This makes me vitally aware of piercings....
Perhaps I should run down to sin city and we could relax in front of your Lawrence Welk DVD collection my friend..... And, sponge Bob, like Bullwinkle before him, has witty double entendres...
Go ahead. I married a gorgeous woman. I was deluded at the time by her beauty. Only later did I realize that if I was to survive, I would would have to cook. The only thing my wife makes is reservations.....
