sponsor a dictator program

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I am happy to launch the “Sponsor an exiled dictator program” to help with the growing number of exiled dictators.

for only a few billion a year, you can sponsor your own exiled dictator. You will get pictures & personal letters from the dictators on how your help is impacting them adjust to their new life.

Call 1-800-helpdic

or better yet just send me the money, i will take care of the next steps.

Pir X2

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you heartless people. not a single taker.
you should be ashamed of yourselves :nono:

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you rock brothaman... glad to see my butt can be kicked if i step out of line
exactly what i was hoping to see.

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Not you dude, I stepped out of line.

We need a sponsorship program for all the psuedo dictators too, the ones who shroud themselves behind broken democracy. The ones who think its ok to change the name of each highway and each airport of the nation after the name of some so called martyr leader of their choice.

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banaspati dictators u mean, yup we can do that as well
sometimes they are more dangerous than the real thing.

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:hmmm:

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BTW, humor of the original post aside, this may just be a start. I see that happening in many countries now. I just hope that when it reaches our country, our police and army also refuse to help govt in suppressing the protesters.

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I have a better idea...

I am running out of dog food round here and I suggest you save a dog and feed it a dictator.

And if you dont like dogs I can suggest you feed a dictator to a hawk, falcon....or even eagle.

And if that still dont take your fancy then you can always train a for strength and stamina by letting it drag a heavy overwieght dictator behind him....

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I want to sponsor Kim Jong il, his son and all entourage and their favorite blastic toys.

Pir X2 ! Please make necessary arrangement for their arrival in Chicago :k:

I also want to Sponsor His Excellency Muamar Qaddafi with his ukranian personal attendant.

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Need to know the direction of the happening whether going clockwise or anticlockwise? it may help in keeping dictators in a safe place!

I want to sponsor TLK!

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as soon as the checks for $2B for the first year per dictator arrive and clear I will start making the arrangements.

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can i just sponsor the ukranian attendant

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sure ravage, u can sponsor her, I will make sure i personally deliver the donations

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Isn't it that the countrymen already sponsor these dictators?

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I gave at the office!

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What is uncle Sam for?

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its funny when i translate it in urdu :)

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Oh come on dude, you are getting late

He is coming and you have not even placed favorite cereals and dates for his breakfast.

And keep in mind, He likes Malta too.

Everything he eats, first passes through scrutiny test from his attendant. If he likes grapes in the afternoon, then first they will touch her lips. Understand !

You Americans always talking about Dollars.

Here you will get the huge amount in quarterly installments from My friends.

I have asked Laila to send you half ton Gold by sea. You will get it once you complete the arrangements in Miami.

His excellency wants the finishing of bedroom floor tiling be done by none other than Bin Laden consortium :k: