janu: i wanna eat lekin theres a big spider in the kictehn…
dua: lol
dua: OMG
janu: so illl wait for mom and bhai to come
dua: i hate spiders
dua: lol
janu: I KNOW!!! MEE TOOOO
dua: yaaaaaaaar eww
dua: lol
dua: where is it>
dua: when is yr mom coming
janu: on the ceilingg
janu: eeeeee
dua: lol
janu: ewwwwww
dua: fridge k paas?
janu: yaaaaa
janu: on the chatt
dua: ahaan
dua: tell him to move
dua: vaccum main daal do
janu: i canttt
janu: itss bigggg
janu: itni bari tangain hainnn
janu: ewwwww
dua: OH MY GOD
janu: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
dua: i knw
dua: oh why
dua: oh why
dua: yaar look at us
janu: i love ur “O MY GOD”..lol
dua: we r scared of sumthing
dua: so tiny
dua: lol
janu: ahahahaha
janu: trueee
dua: lol
janu: per itss soooo bigggg
janu: and ewwww
janu: and it crawlsss
dua: its not bigger dan u
janu: hahahahaa
janu: well we r majjs nothing is bigger then us
dua: i knw it crawls jumps bhi marta hai
dua: lol
janu:
dua: i knw
dua: lol
janu: i know wat if mairey sar per jump maaar deey
janu: phirrr?? phirrrrrr!!!
dua: i knwwwwwww
dua: i knww
dua: u can jump too
dua: i knw dont go dere
janu: then it can go in my shirtttt
dua: lol
janu: ewwww
dua: and den?
janu: ewwwwwww
janu: i dunnoo
dua: it cant eat u
janu: it will crawl on my skin
dua: why would it do dat anyway?
janu: and bite me
dua: to scare u off
dua: yr dozakh main aisa kuch hoga tu kiya hoga
dua:
janu: i knowww
dua: can spiders bite
dua: ?lol
janu: it wil be worseee
janu: can they?
janu: i dunnno
dua: i dunno
dua: lol
janu: shayadd
dua: i thgt they cnat
janu: like moo tu ho ga na unkaaa
dua: haan.
dua: what do dey eat
janu: woh khatey hain web banatey hainn…
dua: why do they coem inside our hosues
dua: cant they go out
janu: tu usssi moo sey kaaat lain tu?
dua: lol
dua: lol
janu: i knowww
janu: stay outtt
dua: i knww daant hongaye?
dua: i knww
dua: dats my property girl
dua: tehy need to knw
dua: we paid rent for it
dua: and u guys bought it
janu: i knowwwwwww
janu: they just come in and walk around and scare us like they rulleee
janu: they are actually mob
janu: ganstersss
janu: evilll
dua: they shld find some thing else
dua: for their nap
janu: yaa they shoud find someone there own size
dua: lol
dua: lol
dua: ya exactly
dua: lol
janu: hahahaha
janu: lolllllllllllll
dua: comeon Alalh swt ne itni bardi zameen banayii
dua: unko yehi mila
dua: lol
janu: i knoww jahan hum haaan
janu: puri duniya mai seeyy
janu: they shouls go in the snowww
dua: lol
dua: ya i kwn and bury themselves dere
dua: lol
dua: and i wouldnt mind
janu: exacltyyyy
dua: they cna have kdis dere
dua: and their jalay
janu: o lemme take a pic of ittt
dua: lol
janu: brb
dua: nooo
dua: lol
dua: yuck
dua: comeon stop making dat spider feel special
janu: omg omgg omggg
janu: its goneee
dua: really
janu: OMGGGGGG!!!
dua: oMG
dua: OH MY GOD
dua: ab
janu: kahan gaya
dua: where is
dua: it
janu: ab kiya ho ga
dua: peechay tu nahi hai tumharay
janu: ID UNOOO
janu: wat if woh hamri batain dekh raha thaaa
dua: lol
janu: lol
dua: can he read though
dua: lol
janu: how would we know we never asked
dua: lol
dua: lol
janu: lol
janu: LOL
janu: i cant stop laughinggg
dua: we r so lame
dua: lol
dua: me neither
dua: lol
janu: omgg i wanna save this chaat
janu: itss tooo funnnnyyy
dua: lol
dua: dats what i am doing
dua: lol
dua: look at us
dua: Lol
janu: me tooo
janu: i knowwww
janu: omgggg we r soo lameee
dua: i knww
dua: i cnat believe it
dua: ol
dua: lol..mujhay kiya hogaya hai
dua: ??
dua: lol
dua: per seriously
dua: i hate spiders
dua: i seriously doo
dua: i start screaming
dua: lol
dua: once me was praying it came
dua: iw as like.."namaz tu pardhney tu mujhay..;ab tu akaila chordh doo
dua: seriously i said that to it
dua: lol janu: hahahahaha
janu: u talked to ittt
janu: thats funnnny
dua: no yaar
dua: janahi raha tha i had to pray
dua: lol
dua: and guess what
dua: it actually went
dua:
dua: lol
dua: den iwas like darr gaya bechaara
janu: realllly
janu: it listened to u
janu: wow
dua: no coz ..mainay sajda finish kiya
dua: n i was like..to him
janu: dar gaya ya tars kha liya
dua: main tumhey sajda nahi kar rahi
dua: Allah k liyee hai
dua: lol
janu: lol awwwww
janu: i wonder where it wentttt
dua: lol
dua: i dont knw
dua: maybe he felt bad k i was praying
dua: and he wasnt
dua:
janu: lollllll
janu: ya righttt
janu: hmmm maybe he had other stuff to dooo
dua: like?
janu: o he got scared of u
janu: or*
dua: no pehely ja nahi raha tha
dua:
dua: kehta hoga yeh darri nahi mujhse
janu: trueeee
janu: i wonder if yeh wala spider and woh wala are frndsss?
dua: lol
dua: like us
dua: no wonder
dua: they r in our houses
dua: lol
janu: hmmmm
dua: so they stay connected
dua: lol
janu: suspiciouss
dua: i knww
janu: spies
dua: per jakal i cnats eem to find our spider
dua: tumharay gahr na gaya ho
dua: ?
dua: ajkal(
janu: u knowww that fact righttt
dua: yaa
dua: noo
dua: i dont
janu: about people swallowin them while they sleep
dua: what is the fact
janu: its true
dua: really
dua: Dotn tell me
dua: i killed him
janu: lolll
dua: i cnat eat him
janu: hahaha
dua: seriously
dua: eww
dua: myrii
dua: how cna u say dat
janu: ewwww
janu: its trueee
janu: aik min lemme find it on the internet
dua: jaldii keroo
dua: i am scared na
P.S*..This chat has nothing to do with Mama KI DUA…:)>>…this is what happens when two best friends have nothing to talk abt :)..and they end up sharing their weird thgts:)..(8/03/08)
(Dua)
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