I went to the locker to pick up some more banker’s boxes and (being a stingy closed place) there i saw a spider so i shooed it and it just slowly flew down from the boxes to the ground. As I was watching it I realized something, the spider web thingie (string) was coming out of its behind and was holding all of the spider’s weight. So I started thinking about the spider man movie.
Now why is it that in the movie he shoots the web from his hands and not his AS$.
What you think the movie will be like if spider man in the movie was shooting web from his behind and every time he webbed someone it’d be like, you’ll see him bend over, shoot from his behind a blob on the guy then turn around and run all around him with his AS$ to the criminal and catch him in his web.
hmmmmmmmmm, something to think about, the movie people didn’t do enough research I think.
i would’ve paid more to see a guy shoot from his as$ and catch a guy. 
i dont know why.
