An 85-year-old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said," Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man
reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened
and the man explained:
“Well, doc, it’s like this - First I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I
asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, Then her left,
still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then
with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the
lady next door and she tried too,first with both hands, then an armpit
and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor? The old man replied,”
Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn’t get the jar open."
Ha Ha - What were you thinking?
:rotfl"
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HOLY ****!!
LMAO!!!!!....:)
batameez :p