One spelling mistake can cost you your marriage :|.. Husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forget to add an “e” on the last word. He wrote “Hi darling I’m experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her.”
School: A place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur
Life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree &
girl gets her master’s degree.