Owed Two A Spell Chequer:
** Eye halve a spelling chequer**
(I have a spelling checker)
**It came with my pea sea
**(It came with my PC)
** It plainly marques four my revue
**(It planely marks for my review)
** Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
**(Mistakes I can not see)
**
Eye strike a key and type a word
**(I strike a key and type a word)
** And weight four it two say
**(And wait for it to say)
** Weather eye am wrong oar write
**(Whether I am wrong or right)
** It shows me strait a weigh.
**(It shows me a straight way)
** As soon as a mist ache is maid
**(As soon as a mistake is made)
** It nose bee fore two long
**(It knows before to long)
** And eye can put the error rite
**(And I can put the error right)
** Its rare lea ever wrong.
**(Its rarely ever wrong)
**
Eye have run this poem threw it
**(I have run this poem though it)
** I am shore your pleased two no
**(I am sure you are pleased to know)
** Its letter perfect awl the weigh
**(Its letter perfect all te way)
** My chequer tolled me sew
**(My checker told me so)