Never under-estimate a woman (especially behind a
steering wheel!)…
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the boot if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and callsfor
back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle
the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half
drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps
out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered
the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your car, please.
The woman opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it
to the officer. The officer snaps opens
the clutch purse and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a
licence, that you stole this car,and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: I bet the lying ******* told you I was speeding,
too.