Malayalee Jokes
- What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
- Pheno Menon.
- What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
- Debo Nair.
- Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee
- funeral?
- Four to carry the coffin, one to carry the two-in-one.
- What do you call a Malayalee drunkard?
- Kutty Sark.
- Why did the Malayalee cross the road? * To join the union on the other side. ============================================================ * Tamil Jokes:
- Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
- Comepalakrishnan.
- How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
- Ready…Steady…PO
- What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
- Rangamannar Rangarajan.
- How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis * superstar Lendl?
- Ivan Lendl (Ivan = ‘he’ in Tamil).
- What did the Tamilian call the tall building
- a Japanese built?
- Nikumo Nikado (Will it or wont it stand?) ================================================ ========== * Maharashtrian Jokes
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- What is a gay Maharashtrian called?
- Deccan Queen
- What do you call a westernised Maharashtrian?
- Western Ghat.
- What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor?
- Sadashiv.
- Which Maharashtrians wrote the book
- ‘Apartheid in South Africa?’
- Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.
- What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian?
- Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate. ==================================================
- Gujju Jokes
- Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman?
- Because his name was ‘Ben’ (Sister) Kingsley.
- Why does the Gujju go to London?
- To see his Big Ben.
- Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run * away when he * was offered tea?
- Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes * with it. * (snacks)
- What is a Gujju picnic called?
- A snake in the grass
- Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his * vasectomy?
- If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to * look impotent.
- Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
- Because he said ‘Sue kare chhe.’
- Why did Bill Clinton have the Gujju beaten?
- The Gujju told him, You are an impotent man.
- What will a Gujju tell a tomato who is * trailing in a * vegetable race?
- Come on, Tomato, Ketch up
- What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro * dikro STATES * ma gayon? * His son failed in statistics.
- …Maro dikro Dubai gayo? * My son drowned.
- Why was the Gujju stacking up pennies on the * day before * exams?
- He wanted to get cent-par-cent. ====================================================== * Sindhi Jokes: * What do you call a Sindhi communist? * Lalwani.
- What do you call a Sindhi who falls from the * first floor? * Thadani.
- What do you call a Sindhi who falls from the * 6th floor? * Kripplani.
- What do you call a Sindhi who falls from the * 20th floor? * Marjani.
- What do you call a corrupt Sindhi? * Chaipani.
- Why are a Sindhis nostrils big? * Because the air is free.
- What do you call a Sindhi who is forgetful? * Bhulchandani.
- What do you call a Sindhi electrician? * Bijlani.
- What do you call a Sindhi Postman? * Mailwani.
- What do you call a Sindhi who is fashionable? * Primlani.
- What do you call a Sindhi cook? * Kukreja. *
What do you call a fat Sindhi? * Hathiramani. ================================================ - Bengali Jokes
- What do you call an enlightened Bengali?
- Jyoti Basu.
- What do you call a talkative Bengali?
- Bolbol Chatterjee.
- What do you call an outlawed Bengali?
- Bonduk Bannerjee.
- What do you call a dark Bengali in a dark cave?
- Kalidas Guha.
- When does the Bengali sound like a dog?
- When he bharks (works). (which is rarely!) * A bengali Peeping Tom?
…Key holo