South Indian jokes

Malayalee Jokes

  • What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
  • Pheno Menon.
  • What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
  • Debo Nair.
  • Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee
  • funeral?
  • Four to carry the coffin, one to carry the two-in-one.
  • What do you call a Malayalee drunkard?
  • Kutty Sark.
  • Why did the Malayalee cross the road? * To join the union on the other side. ============================================================ * Tamil Jokes:
  • Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
  • Comepalakrishnan.
  • How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
  • Ready…Steady…PO
  • What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
  • Rangamannar Rangarajan.
  • How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis * superstar Lendl?
  • Ivan Lendl (Ivan = ‘he’ in Tamil).
  • What did the Tamilian call the tall building
  • a Japanese built?
  • Nikumo Nikado (Will it or wont it stand?) ================================================ ========== * Maharashtrian Jokes
    • What is a gay Maharashtrian called?
  • Deccan Queen
  • What do you call a westernised Maharashtrian?
  • Western Ghat.
  • What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor?
  • Sadashiv.
  • Which Maharashtrians wrote the book
  • ‘Apartheid in South Africa?’
  • Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.
  • What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian?
  • Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate. ==================================================
  • Gujju Jokes
  • Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman?
  • Because his name was ‘Ben’ (Sister) Kingsley.
  • Why does the Gujju go to London?
  • To see his Big Ben.
  • Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run * away when he * was offered tea?
  • Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes * with it. * (snacks)
  • What is a Gujju picnic called?
  • A snake in the grass
  • Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his * vasectomy?
  • If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to * look impotent.
  • Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
  • Because he said ‘Sue kare chhe.’
  • Why did Bill Clinton have the Gujju beaten?
  • The Gujju told him, You are an impotent man.
  • What will a Gujju tell a tomato who is * trailing in a * vegetable race?
  • Come on, Tomato, Ketch up
  • What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro * dikro STATES * ma gayon? * His son failed in statistics.
  • …Maro dikro Dubai gayo? * My son drowned.
  • Why was the Gujju stacking up pennies on the * day before * exams?
  • He wanted to get cent-par-cent. ====================================================== * Sindhi Jokes: * What do you call a Sindhi communist? * Lalwani.
  • What do you call a Sindhi who falls from the * first floor? * Thadani.
  • What do you call a Sindhi who falls from the * 6th floor? * Kripplani.
  • What do you call a Sindhi who falls from the * 20th floor? * Marjani.
  • What do you call a corrupt Sindhi? * Chaipani.
  • Why are a Sindhis nostrils big? * Because the air is free.
  • What do you call a Sindhi who is forgetful? * Bhulchandani.
  • What do you call a Sindhi electrician? * Bijlani.
  • What do you call a Sindhi Postman? * Mailwani.
  • What do you call a Sindhi who is fashionable? * Primlani.
  • What do you call a Sindhi cook? * Kukreja. *
    What do you call a fat Sindhi? * Hathiramani. ================================================
  • Bengali Jokes
  • What do you call an enlightened Bengali?
  • Jyoti Basu.
  • What do you call a talkative Bengali?
  • Bolbol Chatterjee.
  • What do you call an outlawed Bengali?
  • Bonduk Bannerjee.
  • What do you call a dark Bengali in a dark cave?
  • Kalidas Guha.
  • When does the Bengali sound like a dog?
  • When he bharks (works). (which is rarely!) * A bengali Peeping Tom?
    …Key holo