Waiter of an open air restaurant asked the customer: should I bring some soup for you for starters.
Customer: No. Last time I was having soup in this restaurant and it started to rain , it took me 3 hours to finish that damn soup
Customer : mairay soup main makhi hay.
waiter: 10 rupay kay soup main titley to nahi mil sakti.
Customer: Mairay soup main makhi hay
Waiter looks at the fly and says : sahab yeh makhi hamaray restaurant key nahi hay.