Two Sardarjis walked toward each other on a country road.
One carried a burlap bag over his shoulder. “Hey Bhai,” first Sardarji drawled, “what’s in the bag?” Chickens," was the reply.
“If I guess how many, can I have one asked the first?”
“You can have BOTH of them replied the second.”
“OK,” then the first sardarji said: “Five.”
Another Sardarji Joke
Two business men a Hindu and Sardar ji were going for a walk and they saw a loin. Sardarji quickly took out his runner and started putting them on. Hindu laughed and said Sardarji you think you can outrun the loin. Sardarji looked at him and said who said anything about out running the loin, I just want to outrun you when loin attacks us.
Ha! Ha! Ha!