Sorry about my (my roommates infact) last post .. but my computer is also used by 3 other roommates and the Username and Password is saved in my computer. So, I apologize on their behalf for posting a crappy/adult joke. I assure this will not be repeated again.
Just to make you guys happy, here’s a mallu (south indian) joke:
A “Mallu” female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu’s colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming “NOT THIS WOMAN.”
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu. So he told her “If You could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK.” The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said:
“I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW… BLUE’s that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number.. … Don’t PURPLELY disturb people and don’t call BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank you.”
The Manager fainted…
Aatif
In the space age, man will be able to go around the world in two hours – one hour for flying and one hour to get to the airport.
— Neil McElroy, ‘Look’, 1958