Sometimes its good to listen...

redvelvet · June 17, 2010, 7:57pm

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So I asked a girl out and the brainac she was she decided to get her wisdom teeth pulled the day we were meeting up.

Alright that wasn’t smart of her.

So she couldn’t really talk. The novcane was making her drool and I made an off the cuff remark of her looking like a chimpmunk.

Knowing you, I’m surprised you didn’t say she resembled a puffer fish.

Well she did have buck teeth, her face was swollen, and she hadn’t groomed properly so she had a mustache…kinda.

And you’re saying that you missed the buck teeth and her mustache when you asked her out? If you find her that unattractive, why ask her out in the first place? And don’t tell me it was a cerebral connection…who goes for an extraction on the day of the date? You and her are both a few french fries short. Use that as the common ground to bond.

Anyway the comment set her off. I was teasing. It was pretty obvious, I just joking and she goes ballistic. In public. I deal with it for maybe 5 minutes. That was extremely patient of me and then I just walk away.
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Did you HAVE to comment on how she looked? The thing is you didn’t have to do it. It could have been avoided altogether. Comment on the weather…ask her how the procedure was…ask her if she needs anything (no, not a mirror). Anything but how she looks…

** Saw her around college but she never spoke to me again. Shame, her friend was hot.

^Had the dentist known she’d be seeing you later in the day, he’d up the dosage of the analgesics.