CM
June 17, 2010, 7:51pm
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…I was hanging out at the house today. 3 guys and we were being guys so the conversation of women came up. We were sharing horror stories of women. So it triggered an episode in Geneva.
So I asked a girl out and the brainac she was she decided to get her wisdom teeth pulled the day we were meeting up. So she couldn’t really talk. The novcane was making her drool and I made an off the cuff remark of her looking like a chimpmunk.
Well she did have buck teeth, her face was swollen, and she hadn’t groomed properly so she had a mustache…kinda.
Anyway the comment set her off. I was teasing. It was pretty obvious, I just joking and she goes ballistic. In public. I deal with it for maybe 5 minutes. That was extremely patient of me and then I just walk away.
Saw her around college but she never spoke to me again. Shame, her friend was hot.
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Moral of the story: You shoulda asked the friend out before.
CM
June 17, 2010, 7:57pm
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That was the plan. Be nice to her friend and the pick up the hot chick!
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So I asked a girl out and the brainac she was she decided to get her wisdom teeth pulled the day we were meeting up.
Alright that wasn’t smart of her.
So she couldn’t really talk. The novcane was making her drool and I made an off the cuff remark of her looking like a chimpmunk.
Knowing you, I’m surprised you didn’t say she resembled a puffer fish.
Well she did have buck teeth, her face was swollen, and she hadn’t groomed properly so she had a mustache…kinda.
And you’re saying that you missed the buck teeth and her mustache when you asked her out? If you find her that unattractive, why ask her out in the first place? And don’t tell me it was a cerebral connection…who goes for an extraction on the day of the date? You and her are both a few french fries short. Use that as the common ground to bond.
Anyway the comment set her off. I was teasing. It was pretty obvious, I just joking and she goes ballistic. In public. I deal with it for maybe 5 minutes. That was extremely patient of me and then I just walk away.
** Saw her around college but she never spoke to me again. Shame, her friend was hot.
^Had the dentist known she’d be seeing you later in the day, he’d up the dosage of the analgesics.
CM
June 17, 2010, 8:00pm
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The aim was to get into her friend’s good books. You know you be nice to the ugly one to get to the hot one.
Standard really. But not only was she ugly but pretty dumb as well.
UH…if you have get to the “hot” friend by way of ugly girl…what does that imply about your own looks…eh..eh…eh?
CM
June 17, 2010, 8:05pm
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Oh nothing. Asking her hot just front up would have been too easy.
Asking the ugly one out shows you have some compassion. You would know all about that.
Oh nothing. Asking her hot just front up would have been too easy.
BAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA…it shouldn’t be hard. You shoulda referred to your online pick-up guide.
Asking the ugly one out shows you have some compassion. You would know all about that.
You were using her. That’s not compassion…that’s called being devious. I predict a lonely future for you.
Gaia
June 17, 2010, 8:12pm
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Who the hell goes on a date after getting your teeth pulled out
CM
June 17, 2010, 8:12pm
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Pick up guides are for easy girls. They are dumb enough to fall for them. That is obviously why you read the guide.
Using? Nah. That would have been sleeping with her, then telling her friend that I did not. That would be using her.
Speaking of which that is not a bad idea at all.
…I was hanging out at the house today. 3 guys and we were being guys so the conversation of women came up. We were sharing horror stories of women. So it triggered an episode in Geneva.
So I asked a girl out and the brainac she was she decided to get her wisdom teeth pulled the day we were meeting up. So she couldn’t really talk
Well she did have buck teeth, her face was swollen, and she hadn’t groomed properly so she had a mustache…kinda.
Anyway the comment set her off. I was teasing. It was pretty obvious, I just joking and she goes ballistic. In public. I deal with it for maybe 5 minutes . That was extremely patient of me and then I just walk away.
Saw her around college but she never spoke to me again. Shame, her friend was hot.
So she couldn’t talk properly, but spent 5 minutes going ballistic at you? Riiggghhhtttttt.
CM
June 17, 2010, 8:19pm
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Screaming doesn’t require you to make sense. Any woman should know that.
Pick up guides are for easy girls. They are dumb enough to fall for them. That is obviously why you read the guide.
**I didn’t read the guide. I skimmed over it..out of curiosity. After which, I chortled at the cheesiness of it.
So “using” is synonymous with sleeping then? You used the “chipmunk” to get to her hot friend. Can you imagine how she’d feel if she were to find out? She’d have holes her gums…and her heart.
Speaking of which that is not a bad idea at all.
And lemme guess…you’d think that your lovin is showing “compassion” for the poor girl whom you think is “mahroom” of male attention. Sick.
She probably showed him the finger…punched him a few times. Her fists became her voice. That’s all she had. And her tears. All of which received the insensitive “ballistic” label.
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^ I thought she was just a made up fragment of CM’s imagination.
I think ALL girls are a figment of his imagination. Wannabe playa!
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^ Lol, I can just imagine a spotty little teenage boy sat behind a computer screen dreaming up new threads.
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omg, LOL
CM
June 17, 2010, 8:36pm
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Trust me if all girls were a figment of my imagination, I could do so much better than the two of you.
Teenage? I am insulted. It is a well known fact that I have the mentality of a two year old. But the beauty of it is that I post and you women must read it and of course respond.
And cupcake a woman is responsible for her own actions. If she is not smart enough to see the ruse, well than not my fault.
