A young man was driving up a steep, winding and narrow mountain road. Going round a tight corner,
he notices a woman driver who is coming in the opposite direction begin to lean out of her window.
As they pass each other she yells at him - “PIG!!!”
The man immediately leans out of his window and screams back at her, “WITCH!!!” (cud’ve been a B instead of a W)
Each continues on their way, and as the man rounds the next bend he crashes into a pig,
right in the middle of the road…
If only men would listen…!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?