Okay last joke of the day and i am off.
After India won the 20/20 world cup, some1 and F&B were very happy and they wanted to celebrate.
Some1: Aaj India jeeta hai, aaj ham mil kar Daru piye ga
F&B: Haan aaj khoob Daru chaley ga
And both drank and danced the whole night. In morning some1 was woken up by thudding noise. He saw F&B trying to hammer a nail into the wall. After 15 minutes he saw that he was still doing it. He got up and walked to F&B and noticed that F&B had put the cap of nail against the wall and hammering the pointed side.
Some1: What the hell are you doing.
F&B: You know the problem is that these nail company people are so stupid, they were supposed to put the cap on this side of nail but they have put it on the opposite side.
Some1: Its you who is stupid, (pointing to the opposite wall) this nail is for that wall and not this wall.
