“The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants.” - Ari K, age 7
“Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals.” - Donna Maria G, age 9
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you.” - Rob P, age 8
“If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list for it.” - Steven B, age 8
“Don’t eat ladyfingers - even if you know the lady they came from.” - Susannah K., age 6
“When a movie is PG-13 that means how many minutes your mom will let you watch before turning it off.” - Jon G., age 12
“Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God’s Bill of Wrongs.” - Susie F., age 7
“Doctors automatically know what’s wrong with you. They have a sick sense.” - Beau M., age 10
“My dog had worms. I think he was going fishing.” - Emma B., age 4