Some Urdu Riddles

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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i have a couple of riddles and i wanna see if u can guess them…

1)Raja Rani kaho kahani
aik gharey me do rang pani!
(an easy one)

2)aik dibbey me battis daney
Boujney waley barey seyane(even easier)

3)hari thi man bhari thi
no lakh moti se juri thi
miya ji ke bagh me
noh lakh shole auri khari thi!
(not so easy)

(punjabi ones)
4)Hik nikka ja sapahe
us ne chik keh wardi lai!!

5)chaar thum halne aye
do devey balne aye
aagey saap letna aya
loog tamaasha wekhna aya!

okay…answer these if u can and i’ll bring some better ones next time…
hehehe…

2

AHHHHHHH.HMMMMMMM ?

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3

1= eggs
2= teeth
3= corn

I am not sure on last two..

The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women-
Nancy Astor

4

larkyooon bari hojaooooo ab

5

heheheheee… heyyy 786sab…
r u some relative of mine or wat??
i,ve heard that 4th one a lot of times wen i was young, n these by the way are in hindko, not in punjabi.
the answer to the 4th is kaila aka banana.
laterz

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fly like a bee, sting a like a butterfly.

6

well done sajal and kaka....yippppppeee you managed to get 4 out of 5...
c if u can get the 5th one and i will post some harder ones 4 u sajal...

and kaka....i can assure u i'm no relative and i speak punjabi not hinku.....so them 2 maybe alike!

7

hmmmm…
ok.. yes they r similar,
but the way u wrote it its 99 percent hindko, they dont use this in punjabi its srtictly a hindko accent.
khair..
laterz

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i just cudnt undertand the 5th one otherwise i cud v tried.

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fly like a bee, sting a like a butterfly.

8

it cud b some train or a bus or something, hehehe i dont know.
and errr… ur punjai is pathetic,

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ooops sorry

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just kiddin.

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fly like a bee, sting a like a butterfly.

9

1.guns
2.osama bin laden
3.missiles
4.atom bombs.
is that correct?

10

thanx 4 u’re complements kaka??

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i try my best in punajabi…afterall its even worser than my english.
btw…where r u from pakistan…it might be close 2 where i come from?

The Game…how did u guess?

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way of track!

OK…i’ll tell u the answer 2 the fifth one since kaka and game have tried soo hard(???)2 crack it!

char thum=4 legs
do devey= eyes
saap= trunk

the answer is…HATHI aka elephant!

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here r summore 2 chew on…(its punjabi again)
1)Baro aye do malang,
savi savi topiya
oudey oudey rang!

2)Maa jammi koni,putter kothey they!

3)mera pao(feet) kata gaya..
tum kiuu ro rahe ho?

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the first one is baingan…
and i swear to God i,ve been hearing that first one all my childhood.

dont know about the other 2.
i,m from Attock by the way… but all my cousins in usa are frm a place called Ghazi, which is close to attock n tarbela side.
laterz

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fly like a bee, sting a like a butterfly.