A Cowboy’s Guide to Life…
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Don’t squat with your spurs on.
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Don’t interfere with something that ain’t bothering you
none. -
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is
stop digging. -
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Telling a man to git and making him do it are two entirely
different propositions. -
When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter
or to a person don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson. -
If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every
now and then to make sure it’s still back there. -
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over
and put it back in your pocket. -
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence,
try ordering somebody else’s dog around. -
And never, ever, miss a good opportunity to shut up.