A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu (the
Indian Cricketer who is now an active commentator for all
Indian matches)
That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess
down with it.
There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but
it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you
are bald.
This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run
and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third
test against the West Indies at Barbados.
"Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than
what they hide.
Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they
will turn!
He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of
diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell
you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole
world which does not have wings!
As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians
are in the sea.
The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a
haystack.
The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless
bar!
The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle
stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala.. one falls and
everything else falls!
Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without
a Squeeze.
You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal
keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester
United.
He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two
bites too.
One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to
score a six.
This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third
umpire, ruled Shivnaraine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the
second test at Port of Spain, T&T.
"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks
with his two hands."
Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture
or two.
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing
your pants.
The cat with gloves catches no mice.
Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming
youth.
You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled
egg.
