Shortest Sardarji Joke in the World!!
One day two Sardarjis started to play chess!! A month later they were still to make the first move!! 
Santa Singh and Dr. Banta Singh
Santa Singh aged 30 went to consult Dr. Banta. Dr. Banta examined him and said, “Yaar Santa, You are in remarkable health for a man aged 80, lekin hek problem haiga jeh!!”
Santa said, “Dr. Banta, I am only aged 30!!”
Dr. Banta, “Ahoo, Mainnu pata hai… yehi teh problem hai!!”
Killing a Sardarji
How can you kill a Sardarji without getting caught?
Just paste a plastic flower at the bottom of the pool in which the Sardarji is swimming!!
:bhangra:
OK… :o for those who did not get it… He is sure to try to smell the flower…
OK… 
for those who still did not get it… try to smell something underwater and you are sure to drown!!
Sardarjis Milking a Goat
How many Sardarjis are needed to milk a goat?
FIVE SARDARJIS!!
Why 5 Sardarjis?
One to hold the goat’s teats and the other four to move the goat up and down to milk it!! 
