Some real leave letters.

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by different people.

  1. A student’s leave letter:
    “As I am suffering from my uncle’s marriage I cannot attend the class…”
  1. A candidate’s application:
    “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist and a
    accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both for the past several years and handle both; I am applying for the post.”
  1. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
    Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
  1. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not
    return, please grant me half day casual leave”
  1. A leave letter to the headmaster:
    “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
  1. An incident of a leave letter:
    “I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”
  1. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
  1. A covering note:
    “I am enclosed herewith…”
  1. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
    As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
  1. Actual letter written for application of leave:
    “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave”.
  1. Letter writing:
    “I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”
  1. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was
    Performing his daughter’s wedding:
    “As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave…”
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# 8 reminds me of the joke where the job applicant misspelled the word “testimonials”

:omg:

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phunny

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  1. From H.A.L. Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

lolz....

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:omg:

Name your fav five?
Name your fav five?
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hilarious but I believe this has been posted recently

Mezhgan Hussainy, Simon Cowell's fiancee
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gud one

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gud one

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Here is a telegram which was sent in urdu'

Laala ji Ajmer Gaye badi bahu to Patna bhej do.

it was read like this;

lalaa ji aj mar gaye badi bahu ko pitne bhej do.

Girls and the khatta stuff
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This is nice too!

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Received it in a forward mail--- KOi baat nahin doobara hans lo :)

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  1. An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

The best one.

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#6 :omg:

Sing a Song according 2 Ur Mood !!!!!
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:hehe: :rotfl: :hehe:

Wonderful… :smiley: So Funny… Tnx or Making me Laugh so hard :smiley:

Aaj Kiss Baat Par Gussa Aaya ??????
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  1. A candidate’s application:
    “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist and a
    accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both for the past several years and handle both; I am applying for the post.”
  1. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
    Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave

lolz bao bhaiii :slight_smile: :hehe: