Some penguin jokes

Q: What´s black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.:rotfl:

Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost.

:omg:

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:rotfl:

is dis what u wer researching and cdnt reply…:omg:

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:omg:yea

but iw as searching for something else too:vivo:

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oh ohkay…:vivo:

are u strtin ur hmwrk…before skool even strts?..:eek:

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:rotfl: @ the last one.

The others ones were pretty good too.

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:hmmm:My homework was to learn how to eat 50 fishes in 10 minutes

and i think i can do it pretty well:@:

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:@:

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:@:

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:rotfl: