A Pathan goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk,
“What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a thermos flask.”
The Pathan then asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things
cold.”
The Pathan says, “I’ll take it!”
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Pathan boss sees him and asks, “What is that shiny object with you?”
He said, “It’s a thermos flask.”
The boss then says, “What does it do?”
He replies, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
The boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?”
The Pathan replies, “Two cups of coffee and a coke.”
What will a Pathan do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper? (he
already has one and he wants one more..) —He takes a photocopy
of the white paper !!!
Pathan went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like
to buy this small TV,” he told the salesman.
“Sorry, we don’t sell to Pathan” he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman “I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to Pathan,” Salesman replied. “Damn, he recognized
me,” he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new
hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he
again approached the salesman.
“I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to Pathan,” he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a Pathan?” “Because that’s a
microwave, Not a TV” he replied.
Why did 18 Pathan go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How do you make a Pathan laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Why can’t Pathan make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell when Pathan sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Shakir Khan & Jazbat Khan are in a railway station.
Jazbat khan asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Quetta?”
“No,” answers the Railway man.
“Can I?” asks Shakir Khan.
A Pathan goes to see the Movie “Jurassic Park” and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
“Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai”
Pathan replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh
to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
Pathan got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate “Mother:
Pathan. Father: Pathan. Kid: Chinese.”
“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Pathan?”
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth
now is a Chinese."
Kaka Rori tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the
seat of his pants, but it wouldn’t light. He tried another. It wouldn’t
light. The third one finally lit. lit his cigarette, carefully blew the
match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match
in your vest pocket?”
“That’s a good match. I’ll use it again.”
Kaka Rori buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it
and the man verifies his ticket number.
Our Pathan says, "I want my $20 million."The man replied,
“No, Sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then
you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”
Kaka said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.”
Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the
rest during the next 19 years.
Pathan, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! if
you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1
dollar back!”
A Pathan,a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert. They were
driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else
they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their
journey. The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and the
Pathan took the door.
After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese “I’m confused, why
did you bring the radiator?” The Japanese responded, “If I get thirsty, can
drink the fluid.”
Next the Pathan asked the British “Why did you bring the seat?”
So the British said “If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I
can sit on this comfortable seat.”
Finally the Japanese asked the Pathan why he had chosen the door.
The Pathan quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all
I have to do is roll down the window.
