- Research has shown that men usually sleep on the right side of the bed. Even in their sleep they have to be right.
============================================ - Jack was desperessed when he got back from the doctor’s office. “What’s the matter?” his wife asked. “the doctor says I have to take one of these white pills everday for rest of my life.”
“And what’s so bad about that?”
“He only gave me seven.”
============================================= - BOb and Billy fly to Alaska for a fishing trip. They hire a bush pilot, and rent a boat, rods and tackle. After two weeks, they’ve caught only one small salmon.
“Man, Bill,” Bob says.
“Do you realize this lousy fish cost us about $2000 apiece?”
“wow.” Bill replies.
“At that rate, it’s a good thing we only caught one.”
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