some old jokes

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.


“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id”

There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there
is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Some are nice :omg:

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To have as many women as his wife suspects

:omg:

There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it

:teary2:

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:hehe:

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lolz some pretty good ones there .....

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You should come see some of my neighbors :(

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There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

:rotfl:

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I think it is time for you to Move to a better looking Hood!......:biggthumb

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:cb:

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:hehe:

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hahaha

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old one but still nice ones, lo paanch taare de diya