Since he is one of the best personalities i ever met in person and on GS.. i always save his funny sms.. and it always brings smile on my face.. so thought to share it with u guys..
12:31 Sept 19,2006
God put me on this earth 2 accomplish few things. I’m so far behind i’m never gonna DIE..
8:00AM Sept 11,2006
Iam a little tea pot short and shout. Here is my handle and here is my spout :))) sing along.
8:52Am August 8,2006
I wanna be a fat girl with bad manners, just so i can smack the heck out of me
8:31 Am August 31, 2006
Today is National day for the disabled. Please take the time to forward this to a retarded person like i did…
8:29Am August 22, 2006
How to deal with a crazy truck driver. Throw him in the back of his truck and close the door. I love my shipping guys now i will miss em tommorrow cause the stupid idiot forgot to take away his cell phone. but it was funny when the cops showed up and i had no idea what they were there for
7:18Am august 21,2006
i think i just killed a cat. i felt the bump but kept driving till the red light, u think its ghost is gonna come after me
now i will miss em tommorrow cause the stupid idiot forgot to take away his cell phone. but it was funny when the cops showed up and i had no idea what they were there for 
