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From: President George W Bush
Sent: 30 May 2001
To: Dick Cheney
Subject: Biological Weapons
Dear Mr. Cheney,
Daddy tells me that that nasty Mr. Clinton signed a treaty banning these weapons. They apparently are really nasty and evil and inflict a lot of pain on people.
Please can you make sure we unsign it as I want to start using them. They sound like fun.
George.
**From: President George W Bush
Sent: 18 May 2001
To: President George Bush, Snr.
Subject: Help**
Dear Dad,
That very clever man Mr. Greenspan came to see me again today - do you know he's reached level 9 of Ninja Raider 2000 - I'm stuck on level 4.
Anyway, he said that he had had to cancel his weekend away to cut something called interest rates again. He then said that the economy was in "freefall".
Are we going to do a parachute jump?
George.
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**From: President George W Bush
Sent: 29 May 2001
To: Jenna and Barbara
Subject: Drinking**
Dear daughters,
Mr. Cheney tells me that you have been very naughty and been caught trying to drink under age.
I am very disappointed in you. This kind of thing never happened to me.
Why can't you just do what I did and take a bottle of whiskey and a line of coke back to your room and do it in private?
Daddy.
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**From: President George W Bush
Sent: 23 May 2001
To: Ariel Sharon
Subject: Shooting People**
Dear Mr. Sharon,
Mr. Cheney tells me that you are killing lots of people.
Please stop this as soon as possible.
That's my job.
Thank you very much.
George
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**From: President George W Bush
Sent: 14 May 2001
To: President George Bush, Snr.
Subject: Bored**
Dear Dad,
I am now very bored with this being President thing. It's all very dull and Mr. Cheney keeps dragging me into long, boring meetings which mean that I can't play on the computer.
Also, the gym here is not as good as the one in Texas and I haven't killed anyone for absolutely ages.
Can you come back and take over again?
George.
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**From: President George W Bush
Sent: 19 April 2001
To: Dick Cheney
Subject: Economy**
That very clever man Mr. Greenspan came to see me today. He said he was going to lower interest rates.
I'm not sure about this - I can only concentrate for about 5 minutes at the moment and don't want this reduced.
He seems a very nice man although I can't understand a word he says - is he foreign?
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