This is marketing!!
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” That’s Telemarketing.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That’s Customer Feedback.
EK DIHATI
Ek dihati angrez se bolta hai ke mujhe English sikhao , angrez bolta hai ke ok bolo "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE"dihati bola:“ANDDA DANDDA AAM KA ACHAR KHA KAR DEKHO BARDE MAZE DAR”.
DO BEWAQOOF
Do bewaqoof ja rahe the ek nay dosre se kaha ke " agar tum ye bata do ke is shoper main kitnain unde(eggs) hain tu wo pure bara ke bara tumhare ,Our Agar tum ye bhi bata do ke ye kis ke unde(eggs)hain tu wo murghi(hen) bhi tumhari ". Tu dosra bolta hai ke yaar barda mushkil sawal hai zara ishara tu do.
A DIPLOMATIC KISS
General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai and Margaret Thatcher are
sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The
train comes out of the tunnel. Both women and Gen Musharraf are sitting
there looking perplexed. Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which
is
red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
anything.
Thatcher is thinking:
“These Indians are all crazy after Aishwarya. Vajpayee must have tried
to
kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.”
Aishwarya is thinking:
“Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and
got
slapped.”
Vajpayee is thinking:
"Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she must have
thought it was me and slapped my face. "
Musharraf is thinking:
“If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.”