Some new sayings...

*Some new sayings
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If all the musicians of this world join together and make a sweet melody to facilitate sleep, they still cant win our text books …

Money cant buy happiness.. but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle …

Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again …

Most people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them…

Alcohol does not solve any problems, but neither does milk …

It is said that husband is the head of the family, but remember that wife is the neck of the family and the neck can turn the head exactly the way she wants…**

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Re: Some new sayings…

Best one :biggthumb:

Re: Some new sayings…

I second that :k: