**Three Engines **
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.” Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry … we can fly just fine on two engines.” An hour later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don’t worry … we still have one engine left.” A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, “If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day!”
**Detective Job **
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, “Who killed Jesus Christ?” The Jewish man answered without hesitation. “The Romans killed him.” The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied “Jesus was killed by the Jews.” Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,“Could I have some time to think about it?” The chief said,“OK, but get back to me tomorrow.” When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked “How was the interview ?”. Sardarji replied, "Great, I got the job, and I’m already investigating a murder
**Green TV **
Sardarji is buying a TV. “Do you have colour TVs?” “Sure.” “Give me a green one, please.”
**Just a second **
Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?” “Just a sec,” says the receptionist. “Thank you.” says the Sardar and hangs up.
Salary Expected
Sardarji is filling up a job application. He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes
**Crocodile Boots **
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs, angrily exclaims: “71st and again barefoot!”
**Thermos Flask **
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a Thermos flask.” The Sardar asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The Sardar says, “I’ll take it!” The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos. His Sardar boss sees him and asks, “What is that shiny object with you?” He said, “It’s a Thermos flask.” The boss asks, “What does it do?” He replies, “Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?” The Sardar replies, “Two cups of coffee and a coke.”
Answering Machine
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”
**Photocopies **
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies? He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
**Photocopy **
What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
Free Punjab
There was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh…we’ll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?” That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave… “No problem! We’ll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop automatically.” All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd was not. Someone asked him why he wasn’t happy. The old surd replied, “THAT’S ALL VERY WELL… WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???”
Rechecking Answers
A Sardarjee reported for his University final examination which consists of
“yes/no” type questions. he takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at
the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes
his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the
answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour he is all
done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few
minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half and hour. But, I am rechecking my answers
Re: Some more Sardar Jokes
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Re: Some more Sardar Jokes
Good Jokes.. but why did they have to have the word SARDAR attached to it? I know a lot of Sikhs don't mind the Sardar jokes but they can b funny without saying that the guy was a Sardar. Why is there this obsession of poking jokes at Sikhs for no major reason?
I know this is Jokes section so il shut up lol my bad...
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LOL...
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Re: Some more Sardar Jokes
lol... Especially enjoyed the Take over America one... Reminds me of the old movie, when the mouse roared, in which a tiny country tries to do the same thing by taking over america... But to their surprise, they actually succeed.:)
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hahaha