some lighter moments

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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1)Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly toTendulkar. why ?? why ??
:slight_smile:
Because Tendulkar is an opener.

2)The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’. Which
movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai!

3)Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Socho socho…
aarey Aamir Khan !!!

  1. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
    Socho…
    Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

5)Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha…?
adidas

6)Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls into the well. Why ?
Because Luv is blind!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
…OK lot’s of head scratching done. Answer is… Luv ke liye saala
kuch bhi karega!!!
Want one more…

7)Jackie Chain ki saas ka naam kya hai?..  nahi pata..??
D'Cold  (chain ki saans - D'cold  )
chalo ab batao...  Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya ha ?
this is quite simple..
D'Cold again  (kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi)





ek sawaal
*** amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the... bus aai aur Pran chad
jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata  Qyo???
because pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
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^
is this ur idea of a joke????
hurling insults at others and ridculing ppl because of their names and beliefs????
how low can u fall????

how do u feel to see such comments on jokes????

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when u guys can cajole over a joke on sharon that kills all decency there should b no problem for u to jus take this as a joke.only after convincing myself that u r worth for only these sort of jokes i have posted here.

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:rotfl: i find some of them really funny! :smiley:

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:hehe:…

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LOL! :hehe:

Army…you should take up permanent residence here :stuck_out_tongue:

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:hehe:

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LOlzz

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:rotfl: