Two antennas met on a roof,
Fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much,
But the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says,
“I’ll serve you,
But don’t start anything.”
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other:
“Does this taste funny to you?”
Deja-Mu:
The feeling that you’ve heard
This cow before.
I went to buy some camouflage
Trousers the other day,
But I couldn’t find any.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other
And says,“Dam!”
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know,
Walked barefoot most of the time,
Which produced an impressive set
Of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little,
Which made him rather frail
And with his odd diet,
He suffered from bad breath…
This made him
A super-calloused fragile mystic
Hexed by halitosis.
