some jokes

[Positively_negative]

*[FONT=Times New Roman]Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born *
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[FONT=Times New Roman]*** Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first. ***
[FONT=Times New Roman]*** Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to ****Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions *
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[FONT=Times New Roman]* Man before Marriage I like Airtel…“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”* *
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… " Where R U Go Our Network
Follows."** *
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[FONT=Times New Roman]*** Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it’s a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin…!!! *
[FONT=Times New Roman] Sagaai hui… Shadi Hui… Biwi ghar main aayi… ghar SWARG ban *
[FONT=Times New Roman]gaya… aur main…SWARGWASI… ***
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[FONT=Times New Roman]*** They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is ***
[FONT=Times New Roman]love; after marriage it is self-defense ***
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[FONT=Times New Roman]*** It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as ***
[FONT=Times New Roman]women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?! ***
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[FONT=Times New Roman]*** It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to ***
[FONT=Times New Roman]**protect a country ***
[FONT=Times New Roman]BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let’s Thank …KAAMWALI ***
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Roman]Mayawati came to Lalu’s House with a Goat…
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho…??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!! ** *
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[FONT=Times New Roman] After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st ***

patient eyes, tongue & ears%

[itsme01]

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plz stop it you are killing me
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[Juni_boY]

Re: some jokes

hmm

[Uncle_Stalker]

Re: some jokes

Thanks for the laugh sister :k:

[danial]

Re: some jokes

My answer is in there

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[me01]

Re: some jokes

array yaar, leave the poor girl alone

:biggthumb positivelyNegative

[Dukhi]

Re: some jokes

Here is modified version :
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network
Follows."

Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!

Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban
... aur main...SWARGWASI...

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
love; after marriage it is self-defense

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to
protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI

Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
patient eyes, tongue & ears%

[dhobi_bhai]

Re: some jokes

@Dukhi

It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to protect a country BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI

:biggthumb

[phatima]

Re: some jokes

How come everyone’s laughing?

hahahah sike okay that was kinda mean.

[me01]

Re: some jokes

^

[Positively_negative]

Re: some jokes

@Dukhi

Here is modified version :
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

Man before Marriage I like Airtel…“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… " Where R U Go Our Network
Follows."

Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it’s a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin…!!!

Sagaai hui… Shadi Hui… Biwi ghar main aayi… ghar SWARG ban
… aur main…SWARGWASI…

They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is
love; after marriage it is self-defense

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to
protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let’s Thank …KAAMWALI

Mayawati came to Lalu’s House with a Goat…
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho…??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
patient eyes, tongue & ears%

:halo: lolx well done…u save the day

[_Lay-D_Honey]

Re: some jokes

:D

[Prince_Ali]

Re: some jokes

:k:

[Asif2000]

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Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

lol

[Dukhi]

Re: some jokes

@Positively_negative

:halo: lolx well done…u save the day

Thanks

[maihu_don]

Re: some jokes

[QUOTE]
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
[/QUOTE]

:-D