Some Jokes

BeWaQooF · October 3, 2005, 4:17am

When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called “Gavaskar”, he is very happy. He plans to
watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very happily he goes to see
the movie. But when he comes out of the cinema he is very angry!
He goes straight to the director of the movie and says, “What do you mean by this? You named your movie Gavaskar, but didn’t
show anything about me in it!”.
The director of the movie laughs and says, “So now you understand the problem? You people too made a movie called Border,
but did you show anything about Allan Border in it?”
Local Call
In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Vajpyee and Musharraf decided to visit each others country regularly.
The first visit was by Musharraf to India. There Vajpyee showed him Indians modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Musharraf made a call to Zia-ul-Haq in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes ! The bill for the call came to only Re.1.
When Musharraf came back, he also wanted Pakistans telecommunication systems to be at the best when Vajpyee visited Pakistan. Suitable arrangements were made. Vajpyee came to Pakistan, visited the telecom department and talked to Rajiuv Gandhi in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was Rs. 500!
Vajpyee asked with a sarcastic smile - “Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in Pakistan ?”
A High level diplomat gave a smiling reply - “From India to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from Pakistan it is long distance!”.
A lion held a huge party at his place ,He invited only his fellow lions.The
lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species
were not invited.
The mouse said ‘Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha’
Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink
and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it’s eyes
looked at the girl and said ,‘maaa!’.
The girl asked the baby fly,‘main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon
maa bulati hai?’
The fly replied,‘kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.’
Once it so happened in a flight that, James Bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy Both were traveling to US.
Telugu Guy: Hello May I know your name please?
James Bond: I am Bond… James Bond… and you?
Telugu Guy: I am Sai… Venkata Sai… Siva Venkata Sai … Laxminarayana
Siva Venkata Sai… Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai… Sitaramanjaneyula
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai… Bulusupalli
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…
Bond faints!!!