Sacha Deshpremi koun hai…?
Socho!!
Socho!!
Thoda Aur Socho!!
The one sitting on an english toilet in an Indian Style!!!
Mayawati came to Laloo’s house with a goat…
Laloo : Iss bhans ko mere ghar kyon layee?
Maya: Dikhta nahin ye bakri hai bhans nahin…
Laloo: Hum tumse nahin bakri se pooch raha hoon…
Stars + Moon = Romantic night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day
Forest + Animal = Beautiful World
You + Your Smile = Darna Mana Hai
Ab kuch sher ho jayee…
Kya aankhen hai, kya chehra tumne paaya hai…
aisa lagta hai jaise peepal ke ped se bhoot utar aaya hai…
WAH!! WAH!!
Khuda ke ghar se kuch Gadhe Farar ho gaye…
Kuch to pakade Gaye, kuch hamare yaar ho gaye…