some jokes

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp … I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.


Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don’t Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.


Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha… Aur Bola…
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!


Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when you wakeuptoda y?
1)Pray, so that u may live…
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!


Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.


If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u. If u’ll leave, i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you.


Beta bola “papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”.
Papa bole, “Nahi bete, abhi nahi”.
“Papa kyon ?” …
“Bete abhi bandar email padh raha hai”


To live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of _____expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.


Once an angle came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 “world peace”. That’s impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said “Let me try world peace”


Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition &
marry ur dad’s ugly decision.


From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, >From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u h ave never changed. For me, you’ve always
been… a headache !


1 day u’ll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.


I cannot hide this from u any more. I don’t want 2 hurt u and I feel it’s best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else … Potato Prices Have Gone Up !


Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin”,
chand ne kaha “saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya”.


If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!


Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.


Dark were those days, without ur sight. When I was in darkness, u gave me light. U gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank u so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT


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:hehe:…good onez.