Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
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What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser
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Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window
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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn’t do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn’t do my homework.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, “What a treasure!” and your father said, “Yea lets go bury it”.
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Little Johnny returns from school and tells his father he got an “F” in Arithmetic today.
“Why?” asks his father.
"The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ I said “6”.
“But that’s right,” said his father.
"Then she asked me ‘How much is 3 x 2?’
“What’s the ****ing difference?” asks his father.
“That’s what I said!”
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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”
The mother said to the little boy, "It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church.
So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper.’"
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.”
The father looked at him and said, “Okay, why don’t you whisper in my ear.”
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