An American, a German and a Pakistani were bragging about their achievements.
The American said, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attaced artificial arms on him. And now that he’sgrown, he has become an Olympic
professional boxer and a gold medallist at that!
The German replied, “Thats nothing to what we have done. Back in Berlin, ther was a baby girl born without legs so we attached apair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time marathon gold
medallist in Olympics!!”
The Pakistani interjected, "Is that all you have,just gold medallists? “In Punjab we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We attached a COCONUT to him and he is now the Prime minister of Pakistan!”