Re: ··• Make Your Own Joke Competition - Submissions •··
Really, you all should just not even waste your time participating, because with these homemade jokes of mines, nobody stands a chance. 
Q: What does 5abi use to open a locked door?
A: A 6abi.
Q: Why does Amitabh Bachan have a goatee?
A: To hide his (amitabh) BUTTCHIN
Q: What do shrimp sing during Christmas time?
A: Jhinga Bells
Q: What kind of a dance does Abhishek Bachan do?
A: The Abhi-SHAKE!
Q: What do you call a llama with only one strand of hair?
A: Allama Iqbal
Yes and thanks to all my fans out there. Haven’t yet gotten around to checking all that fan mail, but I will do it as soon as possible. Trust me. Yea.Thankyou. God bless.