Luv and Kushi are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho… nahi pata..??
Answer- D’Cold…Chan ki saans - D’cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. …
Ans: D’Cold again…Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahuthi :))
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.
Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
Q - Who is Joe?
“Kambakth ishq” - Because “Kambakth ishq hai Joe!”
And of course, the grand finale…The
Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai…