"Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding,
“you’re making a scene.” --Homer Simpson, modern day prophet.
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“Arnold Schwarzenegger is hiring consultants to predict his
chances of being elected governor of California as a write-in
candidate. Voters in this state can’t even punch the hole in
the right place; good luck spelling Arnold Schwarzenegger on
the ballot.” --Jay Leno
Here are a few more. Enjoy!
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it." -- Franklin P. Jones
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"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some people abuse the
privilege." --Unknown
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by ahmadjee: *
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some people abuse the
privilege."
[/QUOTE]
Now now ahmaduu.enough self praise! :D
"Recently I performed at an animal rights barbecue." - Adam
Christing
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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's one called brightness, but it doesn't work.
:k:
Iss meiN Funny kya hay :~)
LOL! :D
Re: Some funnies ...
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by ahmadjee: *
"Arnold Schwarzenegger is hiring consultants to predict his
chances of being elected governor of California as a write-in
candidate. Voters in this state can’t even punch the hole in
the right place; good luck spelling Arnold Schwarzenegger on
the ballot." --Jay Leno
[/QUOTE]
this would have been funny if it was in Florida...