If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly
seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more
like it)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don’t try this at home…maybe at work 
?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling? 
)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm… 
)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do. (If you’re ambidextrous do you split the
difference?)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of…?) (Did taxpayers
pay for this research?? 
)
Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew? Who cares? How’d they
find out, did they ask them? 
)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on
the bottom of the pond? 
)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it
starves to death. (**Creepy **
)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male’s head off. (Honey, I’m home. What the.… 
)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, Geez)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain. (I know some people
like that. 
)
Starfish don’t have brains. (I know some people like that too.)
