Why do sardarji’s have P.A.N.L written on their shirt sleeves?
Put Arms Not Legs..
Two sardarji’s were driving from Delhi to Agra to see TajMahal.. After their entry into Agra they noticed a sign which read “TAJMAHAL LEFT”.So, they turned around and went home.
What do clever Sardars and UFO’s have in common?
You hear about them.. but you never see them.
How do you know when a Sardar sends you a Fax?
It has a stamp on it.
How do you know if a Sardar has been using your Monitor?
You have beard comb and talcum powder before the monitor.
Two sardarji’s were taking a stroll in the garden when one of them said, “Oh, look at the dead bird.” The other Sardar looked skyward and said “WHERE?”.
What do Sardarji’s and Starfish have in common?
They both have heads but no brain.
Scorpian King
Back In Town.