Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open
their mouth.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and
sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early.
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