[FONT=Times New Roman]Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take LifeWAY Too Seriously****
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set
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A day without sunshine is like…night
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On the other hand, you have different fingers
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42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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Remember, half the people you know are below average
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He who laughs last thinks slowest
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap
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Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
]12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
]13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments -
How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
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OK . . . so what’s the speed of dark
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When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane
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Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now
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Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
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How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened?
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Just remember - if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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