Re: some Cricket Jokes on Ganguly
few more:
Best Seller by Ganguly: Back to the Pavillion in 2 minutes
Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is quickest.", he says. "I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up."
Narain Karthikeyan to get some tips on Speed from Ganguly. His sponsorers have asked him to talk to the Prince of Kolkotta. They are also planning to endorse Ganguly.
Dinesh Karthick confesses that his skills in getting ready and padded have improved a lot. As soon as Ganguly goes to bat, I know there is very little time in getting ready. "I must have broken world records a few times in this series" , says the Indian dimunitive wicketkeeper.
Q: Any Guesses which is Ganguly's favorite movie?
A:Gone in 60 seconds.Railways keen on Ganguly: Atleast we'll be having someone who comes (back) before time. This will help them improve the image with the Indian public.
Q: Which was the hottest place in B'lore Chinnaswami Stadium for the past few days?
A: The seat Ganguly was sitting in while in the Pavillion.Ganguly to donate all his bats to charity. "I don't require a bat nowadays", said the Indian southpaw.
Dravid's latest comment on Ganguly: "In the pavillion, there's God, and then there's Ganguly (always there)".