Some Cool Shairi

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Many of them you already read it before.
but for some of them its new..
Enjoy it.

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Boy:

Kaash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
Bahaana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.

Girl:

Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga,
Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,
Bade joshh ke sath !

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,
Bade shhor ke sath !
Ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ke usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Ke’ Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pohnche
Aur har koi tujh se puche
‘Abe gadhe. ab utrega kaise ?’

TOTALLY NONSENSE SERIES

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main
dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main
dub jaoon
Splash !

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi (suicide) kar le zaalim

bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi

Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, paththar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, paththar
Ekhattar, bahattar, chauhattar, pichattar !
(tihathar is on leave)

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe ain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the… (wah wah)

DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.
Dooor se dekha. to Patthharr dikhtaa haa.
Paas jake dekha to suchmuch Patthhar he thaa.

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya to bheeg gaya.

Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.

ADVERTISMENT SERIES

Main tere pyar mein paagal ho chaliye
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Prickly heat lagaao, jald aaraam paao.

Love is like Heaven but it may hurt you like hell.

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yeap…I have read all of these already

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kissi ka yooN to hua kaun umar bhar phir bhi…

3

tumhare liay kis ne post kiay hain

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apne kaam se kaam rakho
aur agar agar parhe huay bhi hian tu moom muuuch kar rakho

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Love is like Heaven but it may hurt you like hell.

4

haha.. brings smile to my face everytime i read it.. :)

I don't think, yet I still eXist...

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
*

6

behave..

[This message has been edited by confused (edited November 12, 2001).]

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nice pp007…

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mairay dill mairay mussafir

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Thanx for the smile

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10

nce yaar PP007,
thanks for posting

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parie namaaz
te niaaz na sikhia
teri kis kam paria namaza

othe amla de hone ne nawere,
kisse na terie zaat pochnie…

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IS main se kuch to mujh par kaafi zyada fit beth rahey thay.

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Khosusan woh dilli, italy aur ijli wala

btw, is baat main koi hansney ki baat nahin hai.

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Good collection. Parh kar maza bhi aaya aur hansi bhi aae. (apne oopar) Aah dost!

The world is not enuf!

13

thanks to all of you who likes it.

Love is like Heaven but it may hurt you like hell.